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| FATHERHOOD QUOTES |
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say,
"You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
~Harmon Killebrew
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
~Author Unknown
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~Kent Nerburn
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. ~Anne Geddes
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man
around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven
years. ~Mark Twain
How to diaper a baby: Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold
second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third
together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call
the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's
wrong. ~Charles Wadworth
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists.
You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
~Ray Romano
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. ~John Leguizamo
Being a dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. ~Conan O'Brien
The American Dream is not to own your own home but to get your kids out of it. ~Dick Armey
A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable
assets in our society. ~Billy Graham
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. ~Tim Russert